The Undeniable Logic Of A Four Year Old..

Unkie: You sure are being argumentative.

Elijah: No I'm not!

Star Wars In An Adorable Nutshell..

I can hardly wait until I am lucky enough to have a child with a wonderfully amazing woman. If I have a girl I hope she is half as cute as this one...but I'm sure she will be 1000 times over.

Over The Counter And Way Over My Head..

It's used for exactly what you think its used for.....

This is a combination of words I would have never expected to see in this, or any sequence. I was at CVS waiting to have a prescription filled and my friend found this gem of a medication. Yum...libido anyone?

Update: Literally consists of crushed goat testicles. Guess that clarifies the naming. Once again I say yum...

Really?...

...just about as much as we all need venereal diseases.

Where the Front Meets the Back...

Horseshoes, hand grenades, and atomic bombs...you've made yourself synonymous with the lot...lethal from whatever range. My mind is clouded. Smiles and giggles constantly derail my train of thought. I attempt to evade it but there seems to be no clear route of avoidance. Your bone structure, it screams "Touch her! Kiss her!" However this is not a complaint. I enjoy the company, I do. The front of my mind has met with the back. There seems to be nothing left unconquered. Although you may interpret this as admittance to defeat, use caution. Oh, you're good, but darling, dear, as am I.

Digital Fruits of My Labor

I bought a camera today. I may be the only person that is excited about that, but that doesn't matter..
I dig it...

Promiscuous Exercise Machines

Perhaps a little too forward.

Possibly scaring people away from getting in to shape!

I Have a Tasty Disposition

You make me smile sometimes..at least 16 or so times every few seconds. I think I like today. I think its good. Its something I can't get my head around. So you be there and I'll be here..this will work just fine for now....